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If you haven't heard any of Carlos Mencia's routines, you need to get up off your ass and get to the store to buy No Strings Attached. Carlos has a lot of racial jokes, but he doesn't just pick on one race—he picks on all of them! It's a no holds barred laugh riot. Check out the video below for a quick sample.

Carlos mencia standup

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QotD: A Tip About Tipping

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 21:43:29 -0600

What's your method for calculating a tip?

Most commonly, I will tip twice 10% of the total. If I'm not feeling that I got satisfactory service, I'll usually tip double the sales tax (8.25%x2). I don't like to spend a lot of time thinking about tipping, so it's typically something I just do without thinking about.

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QotD: Pizza Preference

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:33:36 -0600

How do you eat your pizza: folded, flat or with a fork and knife?
Submitted by danimass.

If I fold a slice of pizza, my tongue doesn't get the immediate contact with the cheese that it needs, and that's no good. If the pizza is too big, I'll fold it, but that's more of a last resort tactic. And silverware is only an option if the pizza is too hot to hold or too messy to eat manually. So I'm left with flat. That's my preferred method of pizza consumption.

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Get Busy

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:26:54 -0600

I liked this video long before I was interested in Sean Paul's music. It's still good today.

Sean Paul - Get Busy

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QotD: Heaven Scent

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:16:09 -0600

What is your favorite scent?
Submitted by Erinen.

There is nothing better than the smell of jasmine. In the past, I have maintained many Star Jasmine plants. I like their vine-like growth, and they are attractive as bushes. But the real treat comes once a year when they bloom. The sweet scent was always filling the air whenever I walked out the door. Now that I think about it, I sort of my my Jasmine. I just may have to go to the local nursery and buy a couple this weekend. :)

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QotD: It's All In The Stars

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:13:17 -0600

What's your sign? What do you think of astrology and horoscopes?

I'm a Leo. And I think astrology is utter nonsense.

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Isabel's Favorite Place

nobody@vox.com(Scott Johnson) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:50:13 -0600

Notice the paw placement.

Isabel's Favorite Place

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